Grandmother VS Grandson

Grandmother VS Grandson:

Grandmother: Dei..Seekiran veetukkulla poda. Unga teacher roadla poranga. Parthangana nee leave potatha pathi ketpanga.

Grandson: First nee ulla po. Nee sethutanu sollithaan nane leave Poten.

Grandmother:…?

Leave a Comment July 29, 2010

What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Commerce professor asks the student:

What is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

Leave a Comment July 17, 2010

3 best jokes of college life

3 best jokes of college life :

1. Don’t disturb me, I want to study….

2. No class, lets go to library

and the biggest one……..

3. Sir, I have a doubt.

Leave a Comment July 17, 2010

Our son got his brain from me

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did ,I still got mine with me!

Leave a Comment July 16, 2010

The poorest people are the happiest

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

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What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?

Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

Leave a Comment July 15, 2010

500 year old statue

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken.

Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Leave a Comment July 15, 2010

I have lots of jokes in my inbox

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But I can’t send you all of them,

It will take a lot of time,

So I’m sending you just 1 joke

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“You are so beautiful”

Leave a Comment July 14, 2010

Ultimate thought

Ultimate thought:

No jokes would make you laugh once you have heard it already!

But Why the same pain hurts more than once we have already cried.?

Leave a Comment July 14, 2010

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

Whats the difference between Data and Information?

362436 – Data

36-24-36 Information!..

Leave a Comment July 13, 2010