Tag: Jokes

Jokes: Go and sit back…

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted mirror.

Sardarji shouted “You are seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto.”

Leave a Comment September 22, 2011

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Leave a Comment May 29, 2011

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, can’t do work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

1 Comment May 28, 2011

Sardar in a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

 

Leave a Comment March 31, 2011

Call me a taxi

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

what is the past participle of the verb to ring?

Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”

Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”

Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”

Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil

Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil

january 14 and feb 14 enna vithiyasam?

oru ponnu pongal kodutha adhu jan-14.

adhey ponnu “alvaa” kodutha adhu feb-14!

Leave a Comment January 9, 2011

Teacher and Student Joke sms

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Leave a Comment November 10, 2010

Joke over ur troubles

Laugh at ur mistakes,

but learn from them.

Joke over ur troubles,

but gather strength from them.

Have fun with ur difficulties,

but overcome them.

Gud Day!

Leave a Comment August 12, 2010

A boy goes to see a cabare dance

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.

His mom gets angry & asks him:

Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?

Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Leave a Comment July 31, 2010

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