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Hands for prayer

shanthi — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 05:36:30 +0000

Extending one hand to help somebody has more value, rather than joining two hands for prayer.

God ways are amazing & beyond our thoughts

shanthi — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 01:30:29 +0000

A man was walking on a shaking bridge He prayed 4 help He saw God on the

other side of bridge & asked God 2 come near but God didn’t come. He got

angry. With great difficulty he crossed the bridge & saw God holding the

broken bridge!! Trust him… His ways are amazing &beyond our thoughts,

imagination.

Innovation in proposing!

smsteam — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 02:00:31 +0000

Innovation in proposing!

Boy : Can you pose for a photo?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Just wanted to show my children to know how their mum looked in her younger days!

Wise: Ever noticed your parents …

smsteam — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:35:18 +0000

Ever noticed your parents

Spend the first 18 months trying to make you stand up and talk….

And the next 18 years trying to make you sit down and listen?

Wise: I haven’t seen a dust bin for me yet…

smsteam — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:17:09 +0000

An Ethnic thought:

I met money and said “you are just a piece of paper”

Money smiled and said “ Of course I am. but I haven’t seen a dust bin for me yet”.

Wise: Difference between God’s love and our love…

smsteam — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:47:58 +0000

One day Man asked God ” What is the difference between your love and my love?”

God smiled and replied ” A Fish in water is my love, A fish in plate is your love”.

Wise: World’s longest Goods train…

smsteam — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:30:31 +0000

Today General Knowledge:

World’s longest Goods train in Cargo queen in Australia.
It have eight engines and 682 carriages.
Its length is 7.35 km.

Wise: Paper potta paperkaran…

smsteam — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:28:44 +0000

Paper potta paperkaran…
Paal pota paalkaran…
Thabaal pota Thabaalkaran…
Appo…pichaipota?
Yosichu oru nalla mudivai sollunga!

Wise: You look like exactly my third wife!

smsteam — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:23:54 +0000

Doctor: You look like exactly my third wife!
Girl: How many wives you have?
Doctor: Two.

Smart people always have smart ideas!

Funny: What is 143?

smsteam — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:31:39 +0000

What is 143?

I love you..? No

I hate you…? No

I miss you…? No

I wish you…? No

143 means One hundred and forty three .

Engalukku padiputhan Mukkiyam!