Everyone keeps ignoring me…
Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please.
Leave a Comment July 13, 2010
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A new born baby slowly open its tiny eyes
A new born baby slowly open its tiny eyes and asks the nurse: Current irukka?
Nurse: illa
Baby: Oh Shit!Marubadiyum tamilnatlathan poranthu irukkena?
Leave a Comment July 13, 2010
24 hours naan TV parkanum Eyes keda koodaathu…
Patient: Doctor 24 hours naan TV parkanum. But Eyes keda koodaathu…
Doctor: Very simple! Tv Off pannittu paarunga kannum kedaathu.Tv yum kedathu…
Leave a Comment July 13, 2010
What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?
A police recruit was asked during exam, “What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?”
He said, “Call for backup.”
Leave a Comment July 8, 2010
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Leave a Comment July 8, 2010
Tired and Retired
Sardar had twins.
He named Tara & Sitara.
Again twins.
He named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins.
He named Max & Climax.
Again twins.
Finally he named TIRED & RETIRED….
Leave a Comment July 4, 2010
Mom and Baby msg
Mom: Nee nalla padikanum Chellam!
Baby: Y ma?
Mom: Apathan indha Msg padikiravanga madhiri Periya ARIVALI aaga mudiyum.
Baby: Poma… Unakku epothume Comedythaan.
Leave a Comment June 22, 2010
Alexander and a Sardar
Alexander: Tholvi enbathu en dictionariyil illatha vaarthai.
Sardar: Ippa solli enna panrathu…Vaangarappave paarthu vanganum.
Leave a Comment June 19, 2010
A three legged dog walks into a saloon
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw
Leave a Comment February 17, 2010
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them your age…..!!ha ha ha
Leave a Comment February 17, 2010