Grandmother VS Grandson:
Grandmother: Dei..Seekiran veetukkulla poda. Unga teacher roadla poranga. Parthangana nee leave potatha pathi ketpanga.
Grandson: First nee ulla po. Nee sethutanu sollithaan nane leave Poten.
Grandmother:…?
Leave a Comment July 29, 2010
Commerce professor asks the student:
What is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Leave a Comment July 17, 2010
3 best jokes of college life :
1. Don’t disturb me, I want to study….
2. No class, lets go to library
and the biggest one……..
3. Sir, I have a doubt.
Leave a Comment July 17, 2010
Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,I still got mine with me!
Leave a Comment July 16, 2010
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
Leave a Comment July 15, 2010
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke?
Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Leave a Comment July 15, 2010
Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Leave a Comment July 15, 2010
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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.
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“You are so beautiful”
Leave a Comment July 14, 2010
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 – Data
36-24-36 Information!..
Leave a Comment July 13, 2010
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: “I SPIT IN THE SOUP”.
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: “ME, TOO”.
Leave a Comment July 13, 2010
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