sms-collections » Jokes http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections Just another WordPress site Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:30:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Jokes: Go and sit back… http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/09/22/jokes-go-and-sit-back/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/09/22/jokes-go-and-sit-back/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:30:45 +0000 smsteam http://sms.awardarea.com/?p=1366 Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted mirror.

Sardarji shouted “You are seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto.”

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/09/22/jokes-go-and-sit-back/feed/ 0 Sardar on phone http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/29/sardar-on-phone/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/29/sardar-on-phone/#comments Sat, 28 May 2011 18:30:53 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=8848 Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/29/sardar-on-phone/feed/ 0 Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/28/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/28/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/#comments Fri, 27 May 2011 18:30:52 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=8845 Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, can’t do work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/05/28/sardar-sent-sms-to-his-boss/feed/ 1 Sardar in a bus on 1st April http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/03/31/sardar-in-a-bus-on-1st-april/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/03/31/sardar-in-a-bus-on-1st-april/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:30:22 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=8116 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

 

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/03/31/sardar-in-a-bus-on-1st-april/feed/ 0 Call me a taxi http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/call-me-a-taxi/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/call-me-a-taxi/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:52:04 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=7811 A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

 

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/call-me-a-taxi/feed/ 0 what is the past participle of the verb to ring? http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/what-is-the-past-participle-of-the-verb-to-ring/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/what-is-the-past-participle-of-the-verb-to-ring/#comments Thu, 24 Feb 2011 05:50:15 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=7809 Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”

Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”

Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”

Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”

 

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/24/what-is-the-past-participle-of-the-verb-to-ring/feed/ 0 Heart saying “Good joke” http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/23/heart-saying-good-joke/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/23/heart-saying-good-joke/#comments Wed, 23 Feb 2011 04:28:05 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=7806 When u quarrel with ur best friend n tell “I hate u”.You can hear their heart saying “Good joke”. When u tell them to “leave me alone”,u can find them sitting close.

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/02/23/heart-saying-good-joke/feed/ 0 Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/01/09/pongal-funny-sms-jokes-in-tamil/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/01/09/pongal-funny-sms-jokes-in-tamil/#comments Sun, 09 Jan 2011 02:51:54 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=7493 Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil

january 14 and feb 14 enna vithiyasam?

oru ponnu pongal kodutha adhu jan-14.

adhey ponnu “alvaa” kodutha adhu feb-14!

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2011/01/09/pongal-funny-sms-jokes-in-tamil/feed/ 0 Teacher and Student Joke sms http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/11/10/teacher-and-student-joke-sms/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/11/10/teacher-and-student-joke-sms/#comments Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:39:17 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=7258 Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/11/10/teacher-and-student-joke-sms/feed/ 0 A boy goes to see a cabare dance http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/07/31/a-boy-goes-to-see-a-cabare-dance/ http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/07/31/a-boy-goes-to-see-a-cabare-dance/#comments Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:23:30 +0000 smsteam http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/?p=6466 A boy goes to see a cabare dance.

His mom gets angry & asks him:

Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?

Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

]]> http://www.awardarea.com/sms-collections/2010/07/31/a-boy-goes-to-see-a-cabare-dance/feed/ 0