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Jokes: Go and sit back…

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted mirror.

Sardarji shouted “You are seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto.”

Leave a Comment September 22, 2011

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Leave a Comment May 29, 2011

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, can’t do work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

1 Comment May 28, 2011

Sardar in a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass.

 

Leave a Comment March 31, 2011

Call me a taxi

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

what is the past participle of the verb to ring?

Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”

Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”

Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”

Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

Heart saying “Good joke”

When u quarrel with ur best friend n tell “I hate u”.You can hear their heart saying “Good joke”. When u tell them to “leave me alone”,u can find them sitting close.

Leave a Comment February 23, 2011

Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil

Pongal funny sms jokes in tamil

january 14 and feb 14 enna vithiyasam?

oru ponnu pongal kodutha adhu jan-14.

adhey ponnu “alvaa” kodutha adhu feb-14!

Leave a Comment January 9, 2011

Teacher and Student Joke sms

Teacher: why are you late?

Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.

Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?

Student: No, only BULL can do it.

Leave a Comment November 10, 2010

A boy goes to see a cabare dance

A boy goes to see a cabare dance.

His mom gets angry & asks him:

Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?

Boy:Yes,I saw DAD

Leave a Comment July 31, 2010

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