Jokes: Name the animal which live in water & land…
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple ‘Frog’
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple “Frog’s mother,Frog’s father,Frog’s sister
Leave a Comment November 2, 2009
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Humor: The two most dangerous weapons…
The two most dangerous weapons in the world other than Nuclear Bombs
1. A Girl’s Smile
&
2. A Girl’s Tears.
Leave a Comment October 16, 2009
Jokes: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face and the egg is frowning and looking a tad put out.
The egg mutters to no-one in particular “I guess that answers THAT question”.
Leave a Comment October 16, 2009
Jokes: World’s shortest jokes
World’s shortest jokes:
1. Two women sitting quiet.
2. Chennai girls cooking lunch.
3. Girl friend pays the bill.
4. A girl loves a boy sincerely.
Leave a Comment October 14, 2009
Humor: Romba nala thalaivali…
Today’s mokkai:
Patient: Doctor romba nala thalaivali porukka mudila!
Doctor: Thalai valikkumbothu ethukku porukka poringa, rest edukalamla!
Leave a Comment September 29, 2009
Jokes: Wait a second…
Man to God: How much is 1000 million $ for you?
God: A Coin.
Man: How much is 1000 years for you?
God: A second.
Man: Can you give me a coin?
God: Wait a second.
Leave a Comment September 27, 2009
Wise: Paper potta paperkaran…
Paper potta paperkaran…
Paal pota paalkaran…
Thabaal pota Thabaalkaran…
Appo…pichaipota?
Yosichu oru nalla mudivai sollunga!
Leave a Comment September 25, 2009
Wise: You look like exactly my third wife!
Doctor: You look like exactly my third wife!
Girl: How many wives you have?
Doctor: Two.
Smart people always have smart ideas!
Leave a Comment September 25, 2009
Humor: Before marriage and After marriage….
Before marriage:
Roses are read,
Sky is blue,
You are beautiful,
I love you.
After marriage:
Roses are dead,
I am blue,
You are my headache,
One day I will kill you.
Leave a Comment September 25, 2009
Jokes: Lecture at midnight…
Police arrested a drunkard and asked: Where are you going?
Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking…
Police: Who will lecture at midnight?
Man: My Wife!
Leave a Comment September 25, 2009