Filed under: Humour
Two are better than one;
Because they have a good reward for their labor.
For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow:
But woe unto him that is alone when he falleth;
For he hath not another to help him up.”
- The Bible: Ecclesiastes 4:9-10.
November 22, 2009
Is it true?
Can it be?
Are you the only one for me?
November 22, 2009
Information day:
Do you know the fastest train in the world?
Sorrypa! Name parkirathukulla train kilambiduchu!
November 22, 2009
Beggar: Sir, please give Rs.6 for coffee…
Man: Coffee? Its Rs.3
Beggar: 1 for my lover
Man: Wov! Beggar too made a lover?
Beggar: No sir, Lover made me a beggar !
November 20, 2009
Wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for…..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it…
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
November 18, 2009
Judge: Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
November 18, 2009
College Comedy:
Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD thiturar?
Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai kanavillainu paperla news koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai kanomnu koduthen. Athan!
November 18, 2009
Dad to Son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning Toilet.
Dad : How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your toothbrush.
November 18, 2009
Teacher: Ennada 5 mark vangittu ipadi sirikkira vekkama illai?
Student: Nan onnume eluthala, athukku poi 5 mak potirukkingale ungalukku vekkama illai?
November 17, 2009
Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.
Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.
2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
November 2, 2009
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