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Jokes: Go and sit back…

smsteam — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:30:45 +0000

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted mirror.

Sardarji shouted “You are seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto.”

A person without a sense of humor

smsteam — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:49:24 +0000

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs.

It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.

Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is reason

smsteam — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:47:24 +0000

Humor is reason gone mad.

Groucho Marx

Nagai vachurukka idam…

smsteam — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:25:12 +0000

Thief : Unga veetla nagai ellam enga vachururkanga?

Baby: Ice cream vaangitha solren

Thief: Ok.Inthaa.

Baby: Adagu kadaila

Thief: Pullaiya nee…!

Jokes: A very good sign to get lots of money

smsteam — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 03:49:16 +0000

A man went to an astrologer and deposited Rs. 100 as his fees. Then he told the astrologer that his right palm is itching . The astrologer said this is a very good sign and assured him that he will get lots of money. Then the man said his left palm also itching. The astrologer said that this is very very good sign and assured him that he will get money and property too. Then he said that his right foot is also since this morning. The astrologer said that this is the sign of travelling to foreign countries. At last the man said that his left foot has also started itching.

The Astrologer pulled out a 10 rupee note and told him that he had nothing but suffering from acute Eczima.

Jokes: Lawyer pays it fully

smsteam — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:28:13 +0000

An old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money

with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his

bedside.

“Here’s $500,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put

this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in

a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he

had only put $400,000 into the envelope because he needed $100,000 for

a new roof for his church.

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only

put $300,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the

hospital which cost $200,000.”

The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I

want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my

personal check for the full $500,000.”

Jokes: There’s a dead beetle in my soup

smsteam — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 08:21:37 +0000

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Jokes: Any great man born in this village?

smsteam — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:47:12 +0000

One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Jokes: Wanted to make a STD call to punjab

smsteam — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:36:40 +0000

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,

He wanted to save money so what did he do?

Simple!

He went to punjab and made a local call..

Jokes: I will never marry in my life

smsteam — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:26:09 +0000

Sardar declares:

I will never marry in my life &. . .

I’ll give same advice to my children also. . .