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These two words will open many doors in life

smsteam — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 02:30:48 +0000

These two words will open many doors in life…!

1. Push

2. Pull

No claps please…!

Good morning..

I Miss you a Lot Dear

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 17:30:20 +0000

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:

Karina Kapoor

+919542496632

Message centre:

+919540099996

” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

Can I sell you?

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 16:30:14 +0000

The time since I have met you

i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if u dont mind..

Can I sell you?

I am thinking of you

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:30:37 +0000

When I call you:

1 ring means : I am missing yoU

2 ring means : I like yoU

3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU

4 ring means : I need yoU

5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

APRIL FOOL

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:30:15 +0000

Dost Pathan se

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL..!

Read it without the word cat

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 13:30:33 +0000

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat

to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it without the word cat.

Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 12:30:44 +0000

fool tumhe bheja hai sms me

jara khol kar to dekhiye…

dikha kya???

nahi dikha na???

are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya

hehehe

Always keep yourself cool

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:30:13 +0000

our reflection cannot be seen in boiling water,

the same way,

truth cannot be seen in a state of anger.

So always keep yourself cool.

I send a SMS to some lunatic person

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:30:14 +0000

Last night I Got a severe Head pain.

I went to the Doctor.

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS to some lunatic person.

THUMB while reading a SMS

smsteam — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 09:30:42 +0000

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its to late don’t try to change your finger. Catch another fool.