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These two words will open many doors in life

These two words will open many doors in life…!

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1. Push

2. Pull

 

No claps please…!

Good morning..

Leave a Comment September 15, 2011

I Miss you a Lot Dear

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

SENDER:

Karina Kapoor

+919542496632

Message centre:

+919540099996

” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

Can I sell you?

The time since I have met you

i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if u dont mind..

Can I sell you?

 

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

I am thinking of you

When I call you:

1 ring means : I am missing yoU

2 ring means : I like yoU

3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU

4 ring means : I need yoU

5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

APRIL FOOL

Dost Pathan se

APRIL FOOL manaya?

Pathan: Han

Dost:kis k saath?

Pathan:Bv k 7!

hum ne 3 bar talaq dia

jab wo rone laga to Hum bola

APRIL FOOL

APRIL FOOL..!

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

Read it without the word cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat

to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat

for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!

Now read it without the word cat.

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me

fool tumhe bheja hai sms me

jara khol kar to dekhiye…

 

 

dikha kya???

 

 

nahi dikha na???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya

hehehe

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

Always keep yourself cool

our reflection cannot be seen in boiling water,

the same way,

truth cannot be seen in a state of anger.

So always keep yourself cool.

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

I send a SMS to some lunatic person

Last night I Got a severe Head pain.

I went to the Doctor.

He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS to some lunatic person.

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

THUMB while reading a SMS

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.

Now its to late don’t try to change your finger. Catch another fool.

 

Leave a Comment April 1, 2011

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