Advise given by Elders against Love

Advise given by Elders against Love at Various ages:

10: Pinju vayasula unakku love ketkutha?

10-18: Padikira vayasula enna love?

18-25: Innnum urupadiya oru job illa..Adhukkulla unakku love ketkutha?

25-33: Kaludha vayasula enna love?

Appa Naanga eppadhan love panrathu?

Leave a Comment September 1, 2010

All desirable things in life

All desirable things in life are either illegal,

banned,

expensive or married to someone else…!

Leave a Comment August 28, 2010

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption:

Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad,

after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!

Leave a Comment August 22, 2010

Do u remember the day

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?

I put my dog out of the window,

u put ur face out,

then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

Leave a Comment August 22, 2010

Think smart

Think big,

Think smart,

Think positive,

Think beautiful,

Think great,

I know this is too much for you,

so here is a shortcut…!

Just think about ME…!!

Leave a Comment August 18, 2010

A small gap between confidence and over-confidence

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence.

You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence.

Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

Leave a Comment August 17, 2010

Every Man needs a beautiful wife

Every Man needs a beautiful wife,

intelligent wife,

caring wife,

loving wife,

sexy wife,

adjusting & cooperative wife,

but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Leave a Comment August 17, 2010

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into a thousand pieces

while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

Leave a Comment August 17, 2010

Attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured

Well, they do say opposite attracts…

So I sincerely ‘hope’ you meet

somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cuultured.

Leave a Comment August 14, 2010

Our communication, telephone, sms

Our communication – Wireless

Our telephone – Cordless

Our cooking – Fireless

Our youth – Jobless

Our food – Fatless

Our labour – Effortless

Our conduct – Worthless

Our relation – Loveless

Our attitude – Careless

Our feelings – Heartless

Our politics – Shameless

Our education – Valueless

Our arguments – Baseless

“Our bosses – hopeless”

Finally,

Our Salary – Veryless

Leave a Comment August 6, 2010