Archives – May, 2011

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

Leave a Comment May 29, 2011

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, can’t do work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

1 Comment May 28, 2011

Love Is A Driver …

Love Is A Driver …

Bitter And Fierce

If You Fight And

Resist Him,

 

Easy-going,

Once You

Acknowledge His

Power . . .

Leave a Comment May 27, 2011

Zinda ho to 1 sms karo

Namaskaar! Zinda ho to 1 sms karo

Aasmaan mein chale gaye ho to baarish bhejo

Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo

Aur agar Narak mein ho to

Enjoy there!!

 

Leave a Comment May 26, 2011

Agar aap mujhe sms

Agar aap mujhe sms nahi karoge toh Bhagwan aapko Mulayam ki akal, Laloo ki shakal, Jaya ki jawani, Uma ki vaani, Kalam jaise baal aur Atal ki chaal dega…

Leave a Comment May 25, 2011

A mother’s work is never done

A mother’s work is never done

She works from morning until dawn

She spreads her love

And keeps you warm

But only once a year we say

Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

Why not and all throughout the year?

We do think of our mother dear

And help her with her daily task

Life would be perfect and we’d all be blessed!

Leave a Comment May 8, 2011

Mother’s day text message wishes

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?

F=father

A=and

M=mother

I=i

L=love

Y=you

Leave a Comment May 8, 2011

Happy Mother’s day

I luv u mom

having u makes me feel safe & calm

I miss u mom

Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm

u r the greatest

because u r my mom

Leave a Comment May 8, 2011

Happy Mother’s Day!

I take this opportunity

to thank you for

your immeasurable

contribution to my life.

Thank you Mom!

And wish you a

Very Happy Mother’s Day!

Leave a Comment May 8, 2011

Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day

means more than flowers and gifts

It means saying thank you

It means I love you

You are my mother, my friend

Today is your day!

Leave a Comment May 8, 2011

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