Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
Leave a Comment May 29, 2011
Archives – May, 2011
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, can’t do work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
1 Comment May 28, 2011
Love Is A Driver …
Love Is A Driver …
Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Resist Him,
Easy-going,
Once You
Acknowledge His
Power . . .
Leave a Comment May 27, 2011
Zinda ho to 1 sms karo
Namaskaar! Zinda ho to 1 sms karo
Aasmaan mein chale gaye ho to baarish bhejo
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo
Aur agar Narak mein ho to
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Enjoy there!!
Leave a Comment May 26, 2011
Agar aap mujhe sms
Agar aap mujhe sms nahi karoge toh Bhagwan aapko Mulayam ki akal, Laloo ki shakal, Jaya ki jawani, Uma ki vaani, Kalam jaise baal aur Atal ki chaal dega…
Leave a Comment May 25, 2011
A mother’s work is never done
A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”
Why not and all throughout the year?
We do think of our mother dear
And help her with her daily task
Life would be perfect and we’d all be blessed!
Leave a Comment May 8, 2011
Mother’s day text message wishes
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
Leave a Comment May 8, 2011
Happy Mother’s day
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
Leave a Comment May 8, 2011
Happy Mother’s Day!
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
Leave a Comment May 8, 2011
Happy Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Leave a Comment May 8, 2011