Archives – February, 2011

Words of Experience

Words of Experience: “Once I did Bad & That I heard ever.” “Twice I did Good, But, that I heard never” THAT’s WORLD..!

Leave a Comment February 28, 2011

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet

Wah.. Wah

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Student Says- ‘Plz Mam,

May I Go To Toilet…’

 

Leave a Comment February 28, 2011

Humne Zindgi Se Pucha Sabko Itna Dard Q deti ho

Humne Zindgi Se Pucha Sabko Itna Dard Q deti ho

Zindgi Ne Hans ke Kaha

ki Hum to Sabko khushi dete he pr Ek ki khushi Dusre ka Dard Ban jati hai

 

Leave a Comment February 28, 2011

Having a good laugh with a friend

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

Leave a Comment February 26, 2011

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se…

Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao…

pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho…

ki har pal tum hi yaad aao…

 

1 Comment February 26, 2011

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,

sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,

kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,

kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…

 

Leave a Comment February 26, 2011

Aapke haath me mobile hai..

Aapke haath me

mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c

smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi

File hai…

Phir bhi

SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa

stupid style hai??

Leave a Comment February 25, 2011

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.

Leave a Comment February 25, 2011

Call me a taxi

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

what is the past participle of the verb to ring?

Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”

Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”

Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”

Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”

 

Leave a Comment February 24, 2011

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