Archives – February 17, 2010

Friend is who tolerates your worst mood

Friend is who tolerates your worst mood, manage to smile on your idiotic jokes, tries to understand your craziest dream and knows the biggest reason behind your one tear

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Quote said by a friend to his best friend

Quote said by a friend to his best friend after both got busy in life & couldn’t contact each other- “I miss your laugh a lot!!

But I miss my own more!!!”

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A simple friend and Real friend

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.

A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon

A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces:

“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw

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Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them your age…..!!ha ha ha

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Life without wife

Life without wife like car without engine.

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The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science Students-

A BOMB SHOULD HAVE FALLEN INSTEAD OF AN APPLE ON NEWTON!!!

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My heart like a mobile

Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim card.

Boy:- I’m very happy.

Girl:- Don’t be too happy. If I get a new offer I will change the sim card

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If you worry about a trouble

If you worry about a trouble it becomes double

but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble

so always smile at your problem.

keep smiling

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