Quotes: Dont compare yourself with anyone…

Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world.

If you do so, you are insulting yourself.

- Alen Strike.

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Quotes: Three sentences for getting success …

Three sentences for getting success:

Know more than other

Work more than other

Expect less than other

- William Shakespeare.

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Jokes: Wife hit her husband with frying pan …

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

Husband: What was that for…..?

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket

with the name Jenny on it…

Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife: Sorry..!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again

Husband: What now..?

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.

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Jokes: It’s easier to shoot a woman …

Judge: Why did you shoot your wife, instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Quotes: Thought for day …

Thought for day:

Knowing others is intelligence,

Knowing yourself is true wisdom.

Mastering others is strength,

Mastering yourself is true power.

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Quotes: Ego is like a dust in the eye…

Nice Lines:

Ego is like a dust in the eye.

Without clearing that dust you can’t see anything clearly…!

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Good morning: All are waiting to see you Beautiful Smile!

Open your Eyes!

So the Sun can rise!

Flowers can blossom!

Birds can sing!

Because all are waiting to see you Beautiful Smile!

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Jokes: College Comedy …

College Comedy:

Student 1 : Yenda unnai HOD thiturar?

Student 2: HOD avaroda nayai kanavillainu paperla news koduka sonnar. Nan HOD nayai kanomnu koduthen. Athan!

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Funny: Aval parvaiku artham therintha enaku …

Aval parvaiku artham therintha enaku

Pesiya varthaiku artham theriyavillai

Karanam Aval pesiyathu English.

Payapulla moochuvidama pesuraya!

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Jokes: I clean with your …

Dad to Son: When I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning Toilet.

Dad : How does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean with your toothbrush.

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