An old man was on his deathbed. He wanted badly to take all his money
with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his
bedside.
“Here’s $500,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put
this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in
a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he
had only put $400,000 into the envelope because he needed $100,000 for
a new roof for his church.
“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only
put $300,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the
hospital which cost $200,000.”
The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I
want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my
personal check for the full $500,000.”
November 30, 2009
Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
November 30, 2009
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
November 30, 2009
By following my heart I came to you,
I only forgot to take something back with me.
For my thoughts are still with you.
November 30, 2009
Friendship needs no words…
- Dag Hammarskjold
November 30, 2009
Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping
But it came back early!
So I asked it why?
It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!
November 30, 2009
Friends are the sunshine of life.
- John Hay
November 30, 2009
You have been called before cupids court for stealing my heart,
Trespassing in my dreams and robin me of my senses,
You have been sentenced to a lifetime with me,
How do you plead?
November 30, 2009
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
- Baltasar Gracian
November 30, 2009
Kaatrodu kalanthuvitta pookalin vasamum
Ennodu kalandhuvitta un natpin nesamum
Endrume piriyathu!
November 30, 2009
